Virgo is the sign of the bachelor and the virgin. By “virgin” we don’t mean anything technical, but rather a woman who does not revolve around a man. Virgo men are natural bachelors. They don’t seem to be lonely. They enjoy the peace, quiet, and order that come with living alone and foregoing the messy and cacophonous joys of “married with children.” It does happen sometimes, but basically these two individuals are solo players and it’s not likely they will team up together.
How to Attract a Virgo Woman as a Virgo Man:
You should impress the Virgo woman with your reliability and integrity, which she will find very refreshing and is something you have in common. It will help if you can be a bit extravagant with your choice of an evening out because most people never think of her that way. If you’re not on time, she will be annoyed and upset. Please have your car detailed and running well. Keep the conversation crudity-free and hold the onions. This is one of the most refined ladies in the zodiac. She will not appreciate offensive language, inappropriate sexual innuendos, or other forms of bad manners. We know you’re up to it, Virgo. This lady deserves the full package of niceties of which you are capable. And above all, don’t waste her time. I realize this is a little cryptic so you’ll have to figure out what she means by that.
How to Attract a Virgo Man as a Virgo Woman:
By all means bring all your Virgo freakiness to the table. Be the clean, organized, detailed, and dutiful perfectionist you really are. Go ahead and comment on how poor the service is or the speck on the silverware in the restaurant he takes you to. It will only make the Virgo man love you more. Oh, and strongly imply that the way you keep house those things would never happen. If you can take a sly shot at his sister or mother, he will secretly applaud your discriminating faculties. And by all means, his father and brother are fair game as well. Virgos are born critics, and it’s not just nit-picking when the two of them get together. You can appreciate the truth in each other’s viewpoint.
Degree of Romance:
This relationship will certainly follow the recommended guidelines after the Virgo woman loses complete control on the first date.
Degree of Passion:
None to zero.
Degree of Friendship:
These two have so much in common, their viewpoint on the world is so similar, and their tolerance for others so low, that they may be each other’s only friend. Virgos do not normally seek or need the approval of others, but it’s nice to have the concurrence that comes with like-mindedness. When two Virgos get together they have an affinity for each other that is incomprehensible to other people. It has something to do with life in the Ivory Tower. There is something very pure there.
Degree of Marriage:
Virgo male and Virgo female is one of those relationships where they tend to live together rather than marry. It will likely involve two discrete individuals who have their lives in good working order and simply want to share compatible areas of interest without any drama. The years may go by without making it formal, but the bond is real.
Progression of Relationship:
The relationship between a Virgo man and a Virgo woman will progress in an orderly fashion — of course. Everything will be done properly, in due time, and according to Hoyle. Each person knows the rules and loves to follow them, so the process of courtship is a thing of joy in and of itself. Here are two people who are willing to accept “enough is enough.” They have no need to gild the lily. Things will settle down to a routine fairly quickly if they decide to become partners, and they will relish the predictability of it all. It’s so efficient to eliminate variables. Be still my beating heart.
Sex:
Some of our sexiest and favorite movie stars are Virgos — Marlene Dietrich, Sophia Loren, Fred Astaire, Sean Connery, Tommy Lee Jones, Charlie Sheen, Keanu Reeves, and Beyonce Knowles — which should give you an idea of what goes on behind closed doors when two sexy Virgos let their hair down. It’s an exclusive club, but if you gain entry, you’ll know what all the excitement is about. Part of the charge is being chosen. These people are highly selective about their sexual partners — and everything else. Disease is a bit of an issue, but let’s not raise your blood pressure at the moment.
When It’s Over:
When it’s over, they’ll wonder what the fuss was all about, and why “other people” (mere mortals) have trouble breaking up decently. What’s up with that?